This blog entry has been sitting in the back of my mind for well over a year now. I had considered putting it up on my Myspace page, but I figured I wanted people to take this seriously, and Myspace doesn't exactly inspire confidence these days, does it? This also won't be the most politically correct blog I do, but the subject matter is very important to me.
The subject at hand is breast cancer.
No, I haven't had any friends or family members striken with this disease, and I pray to God I never will. However, millions of women every year are diagnosed with it, and I think we, as men, can easily help the fight against it and show our support for women everywhere, even if its not in the most PC fashion.
Straight guys, do you love breasts? Lesbian women, do you like breats? (I mean, besides your own?) Hell, gay guys, straight women, trans-whatevers? Same question. Do. You. Love. Breasts? Boobs? Ta-tas? Well, do you? If the answer is "yes", then that's all the reason you need to support breast cancer research! Imagine your favorite porn star, stripper, prostitute, sexy centerfold with that crap inside their beautiful (and quite possibly silicone enhanced) chests! Not a pleasent idea, is it. Now imagine how much money could be generated for breast cancer research if every guy who goes to a strip club, buys a porno off of pay per view or their local adult book store (and yes, these guys do exist), buys a subscription to Penthouse or Hustler, or rents out their favorite street walker instead gave some of that money to fight breast cancer? If the porn industry is a billion dollar industry, why can't some of that money get redirected to fight a plague killing women everywhere?
Its could be as simple as giving a night's worth of fun to your local BCA drive or organization. Here is Columbus, we have the Race for the Cure, and local TV station WBNS 10tv is organizing a team of runners called Heather's Team. The Heather in question is Heather Pick, a former news anchor who died not to long ago of breast cancer. The station is working to sign people up for the race and the team by giving away pink wigs with every $45 registration. Just think of how many registrations could be sold and wigs given away if guys who love boobs would pony up the $45? How much money could be generated to fight breast cancer?
I honestly think we could wipeout breast cancer in my lifetime if every guy out there who loved/whorshipped breasts would give up just a small portion of his fun money to fight the disease. Imagine what money could be made if a strip club set aside a night where the money generated by selling booze and the tips given to the girls where given to charity. Or, in states where prostitution is legal, if a day's profits were given. Guys get to enjoy themselves, give to a charity that directly impacts their fun time, and it could very well be tax deductable! (Just think of explaining THAT during an audit! What would be the limit in giving to the fight while in a strip club getting a lap dance?)
So guys, gals, if you need a reason to give to this fight, and you love boobs, here's your reason! Help you favorite girl stay healthy. Stare at them, fondle them, lick them, motor boat them, shoot your wad on them, and give to them so you can SAVE them!
'Nuff said! :)
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